This is why I'm friends with Iowa State Fair on Facebook, bitches. Sneak Previews.
SNEAK MOTHER-EFFING PREVIEWS!!!!!:
"#2: Butter Sculpting Contest
August 17-23, Milking Parlor
Now Fairgoers can get in on the butter sculpting action. Names will be
drawn after each milking demonstration for the chance to test their
skills in a sculpting competition. Don’t forget to check out the
world-famous Butter Cow in the Agriculture Building."
Seriously - Who's in it with me next year to hand these butter sculpters their slick buttery asses with some seriously hardcorely creative butter sculpting!
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